Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Don't you know who I am?

I am the Mumfand I have a vicious streak a mile wide!

I am an old, occasionally infirm fluffy little spitfire

I am sweet, docile, and a lover by nature

but when crossed, I will kick your ass!

Or, if you're a basset hound who knocks me over twice,

I will chase you down and bite your leg

and not let go!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Well NOW What!

Say that in the loudest, most whiny, and exasperated voice

Mommy's Mummy was in a snit ALL morning

He kept digging at me

I don't know what he was unhappy about

If he didn't like his menu again

If he was mad because every minute of my day wasn't spent petting him

If he was grumpy because the pain killer doesn't kill all the pain

I DON'T KNOW!

But if he's not in a snit, he's needy

I bought him a heat lamp

He ignored it

20 minutes after unplugging it, he ran under it

He periscoped to give a look see at it

Then he comes over to me a digs on my jeans

So I plug the damn thing back in

He intimidates Tumbleweed then snits off to the kitchen

He's damn lucky I like him

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Update on the Mumster

He's kickin ass and takin names!

He tried to be neighborly to Tumbleweed
who was in Mumford's kitchen

Trying to eat Mumford's hay

Mumford was all polite and went up to Tumbleweed and presented his head for licking

But The Weed doesn't speak rabbit and got all bothered by it

tsk tsk

that wasn't a request

Mumford then put the lowly puss in his place by chasing him around the kitchen


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Mommy's Mummy is sick

Monday, January 21, 2008

Mommy's Mummy is sick

Well no, that would be too easy

he's old

and of course he has old guy kidneys

but he has old guy spine

and it has a bony growth

The Mumster didn't want to move or eat or drink this morning

This is The Mumster on the heated plastic thingy

This is The Mumster later in the evening after his vet trip

He has a flour sack look at the back end

It looked worse when he got home

Now he's running around the living room

It's going to be a chronic thing, probably not get better, possible to get worse and need lots of supportive care

He goes back on Wednesday for a re-check

Thursday, January 10, 2008